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Song Parodies -> "Runny(Are My Eggs)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Runny(Are My Eggs)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Runny eggs - YUCK! (I'm not doing the "spoken" part at the end of this song here.)
Runny, are my eggs
could you tell the chef to cook them more, I beg
Sunny, side-up eggs
If these were more uncooked they would have legs
These eggs are undercooked and slimy
could you please send them back for me?

Honey, tell the chef
If this were cooking school he'd get an "F"
runny, eggs are gross
Hope I don't get salmonella from this mess
This slime does not make a good breakfast for me could you send please
ask the chef to cook them again?

Runny, eggs are crap
taste awful; so slimy, they do not appeal to my eye
honey, tell that jerk
he should likely seek another line of work
But if he stays on as a cook hope he buys a book
on cooking eggs

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Adagio - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a good one, Paul. 5's
Paul Robinson - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Thanks! First time I've tried doing a "Pink Floyd" song.
John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious line: If this were cooking school he'd get an "F". 3 F[ive]s for this one.
Paul Robinson - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB...I was kinda partial to that line myself.
Johnny D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, pa-ro-dy!
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
you handled the tricking phrasing of this tune very well...loved the "undercoked" line....runny eggs are awful...hell, i barely like unrunny ones
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody of one of my favorite Pink Floyd songs...
Big Mark - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not an egg person myself, but if he can't get those straight what would he do with steak? Triple 5 for your work!
Sweet Indigo - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I believe there's a cookbook you can buy called "how to boil an egg'". I realy like it, you handled the pacing so well and it's very witty. Good one!
Paul Robinson - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
JD/alvin/Macphisto/Big Mark/Sweet Indie - Thanks!

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