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Song Parodies -> "Dumbass, You Are"

Original Song Title:

"Have a Cigar"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Dumbass, You Are"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

i hate, i mean HATE bush, and since i don't have the means or the nerve to put him out of our country's misery, i'll have to settle for writing another vicious parody about him
Come out here, dumb boy, dumbass, you are, and you've gone too far
You only tell lies
We wish that you would die because the truth you've never tried, and we all loathe you
Well, I never had any respect, and I mean that most sincerely
Your lies are just horrific, that is really what I think
Oh, by the way, you sure stink

And we are all of us through playing games, boy
Wish you'd get run over by a train

Knock you right out
You're nothing but a sellout
We're gonna vote your keister out 'cause we're not stupid people
Hope that Florida learns how to count
All your goddamn lies are obscene
Got no f***ing heart
Damn self righteous old fart, you're not a man, you are a monster
Wish you'd just take a bullet for the team

And we are all of us through playing games, boy
Wish you'd get run over by a train

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Claude Prez - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightful; especially liked "Oh, by the way, you sure stink".
martha - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
short but cathartic!
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Would be even better if it didn't have the topical/political air in it. 544
alvin rhodes - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
oh come on, don't sugarcoat it...what do ya really feel ?....hahaha ...i hate him , too...5s

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