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Song Parodies -> "I Hate the Easter Bunny"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate the Easter Bunny"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A song about an old guy who hates the Easter Bunny.
Bunny, get away
Get a real job, don't want Easter eggs today
Bunny, hop on fast
Grab my whip with both hands and give you lash
Easter, boy it sucks, sick of white cream
Candy gives me some cavities

Bunny, get back
Get off my grass, make sure you leave with your stack
Bunny, eggs you hid
I don't like this whole Easter egg (expletive)
I am one hundred-seventy, one unbearable crab
And I think you should call a cab

Bunny, it's your time
To go away, bother somebody the age of nine
Bunny, go away
You're the root of all evil today
I hate the Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Daffy, Porky
Easter's very gay

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 2

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Royce Miller - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris, I don't hate the Bunny, but I thought your parody was funny and I didn't mean for that to rhyme
Adagio - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny! 5's
Meriadoc - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a laugh
Rabbits clash with old man
And make him fashed...
Freddie C. - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is laugh-your-@$$-off funny! Everybody knows Christmas is the king of all holidays, and thanks for showing us why Easter is such a phony holiday. 555!
Shannon M. - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I think the song was very rude. I love Easter because it's the day to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus.And as for the Easter Bunny, I have little cousins who believe in him. ROCK ON EASTER BUNNY!!!! I THINK YOU ARE GREAT!!!!!

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