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Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Big Lips"

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The Lyrics

This is what happens when ou take a crappy parody out of your archives, dust it off, and make it a little less crappy. My parody of "Money", from the same album, really sucks so i won't share it here. Maybe someday, me or some other strange soul will write an entire Dark Side of The Moon parody.
I like your dog Butch,
Your hamster named Lee,
And how you baste roasted veal,
And I like your dove,
Your implants look great
I like how you squish Concord Grapes,
The way that you strip,
Richard Simmons' Deal-a-Meal,
Your funny gay friends Craig, Harry and Neil,
And everything you bake,
And all of your toys,
And your pet gnu (the one that was spayed),
The rocks that you eat,
Your distaste of meat,
And all of your flights,
David Letterman "Late Night",
Your cute gurnsey cow,
And trips to Forest Lawn,
Your big calloused thumb,
And your love for Adlai Stevenson is okay,
But I hate your big lips and your moon
Copyright 1986, 2004 Agrimorfee. 4 lines were changed today, hence the 2004 copyright amenment. As if anyone cares. :)

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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Charlie Decker - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Come on, it's not as bad as all that. Props for the Adalai Stevenson reference :-)
Adagio - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) DKTOS
Scathe - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) What?
MysteryGoat - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh come on, haven't any of our contestants listened to Dark Side of the Moon?!! :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Paging Dr Spaff! Artfully written regardless of my urge to scream WTF?!!
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-05) - yeah, noone likes those unspayed gnus - and what's wrong with his moon? - you never actually said - Ha, funny stuff, Agri
Melhi - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(aBc) Couldn't remember this one well enough and I didn't want to go all the way upstairs to get our copy -- luckily, a quick search turned up several pages that had wavs, midis and MP3s of this song. I really like the spayed gnu part -- and the whole thing works well with the original.
Johnny D - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I know the original tune and I love stream of un-consciousness wacko parodies, so bravo, Agro!
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, Agri...but this is way out there...loved reading it even if I couldn't sing along.
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn't think too much of it, to be honest... till I got to the gnu line and really did laugh out loud. Then re-read: It's way better than the original :-)
Agrimorfee - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Charlie, Johnny, Stu, Melhi, Kris, Phil!
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know this Floyd tune. But it mentions gnu.
Dr Spaff - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
My pager is beeping.

You're a strange man, Aggro. Trippy. I particularly like your sub for "beg, borrow, or steal." But you're a strange man, Aggro.
Led/Floyd - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey this is good. I'm trying to make a Darkside parody album.

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