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Song Parodies -> "Brown Cow"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Cow"

Parody Written by:

Dave Ferretti

The Lyrics

I envision this as a kid's song
when I'm alone and feeling utterly hopeless
it is good to know --- brown cow
white cows have worries
blue cows are too furry
but the best I know, brown cow

some people think it's odd I ride my cow throughout the city
there just mad cause their cow's mad and my cow's kinda pretty
has a great moo

my cow is cool; you will stare
she always get me in trouble
wears my underwear
so go, brown cow !
she is so great
you're a - brown cow !
better than grey for sure
brown cow
everyone loves when you moo
(brown cow- brown cow)

she's really round and she can always be found
I take her to cow shows
brown cow
never run out of cool cow places to go
where we can buy cow clothes
brown cow

until one day my cow got hit by a bright red chevy nova
my cow is mush I'm so upset that now her life is ovah
crushed his front end
she soiled her underwear
now cow is stuck in his bumper, it just isn't fair

oh, no brown cow
betsy you weren't too bright, brown cow
there's cow in his tail light , brown cow
think we'll have steak tonight, brown cow
brown cow
brown cow

a cow so kind ill never find
a cow that can replace you
some cow who has a real nice smile
and needs a gentle man to
help her along

she got run down right over there
now I think you're in trouble
cause I sue I swear

oh, no brown cow
you were so great, you're my - brown cow
make some great steak for sure -- brown cow
oh wait she's alive -- such good news

brown cow
brown cow
brown cow


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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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How Now Brown Cow? 5's

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