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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Open the Door"

Original Song Title:

"Let My Love Open the Door"

Original Performer:

Pete Townsend

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Open the Door"

Parody Written by:

Pianoman Sam

The Lyrics

This is a song about the one room in the house that gets more use than any other on Thanksgiving day. Not the living room, not the dining room, not even the kitchen....we're talking about the bathroom :)
Mother keeps on feeding
That wonderful food we love
And everybody keeps on eating
Everyone can’t get enough

Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just pleast don’t open the door, to my house

The turkey was delicious
And everybody’s plate was clean
But now I think I need the bathroom
Somebody get a magazine

Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door, to my house

The room’s a mess, somebody help please
Can somebody please spray some FeBreze
Release me from this misery
Only one thing’s gonna set me free and that’s an air freshener!

Now when the meal is over
And everybody’s gone away
That’s the time to lock the door
And never eat ‘til New Years Day

Just please don’t open the door
Just please don’t open the door
Just pleast don’t open the door, to my house

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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Erin - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I think when I sing along to Let My Love Open the Door from now on, I'm going to sing your version. Awesome parody.
Blaydeman - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice one Pianoman Sam. Great concept. It was really funny too.

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