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Song Parodies -> "Legalize Them"

Original Song Title:

"Legalize It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Tosh

Parody Song Title:

"Legalize Them"

Parody Written by:

Eel Deal

The Lyrics

Legalize them.
Don't criticize them.
Legalize them or build a wall,
but cut this two-faced bullshet.

Some call them illegal aliens.
Some call them undocumented workers.
Some call them greasy low-riders.
Some of them call them Spics.

Legalize them.
Don't criticize them.
Legalize them or build a wall,
but cut this two-faced bullshet.

Farmers hire them.
Factories hire them, too.
Legalize them, yeah, yeah,
or penalize employers, too.

Companies hire them
because they love cheap labor.
It's the closest thing that they can find to working slaves.
Helps their profit margin.

Legalize them.
Don't criticize them.
Legalize them or build a wall,
but cut this two-faced bullshet.

They're willing to do jobs
most Americans don't want to do,
like picking oranges, apples and pears,
and doing it for next to nothing, yeah

Legalize them.
Don't criticize them.
Legalize them or build a wall,
but cut this two-faced bullshet.

They don't bring in much crime,
or strain the welfare system that much,
but while illegal they do drive down wages
for common US people, so it's good to

Legalize them.
Don't criticize them.
Legalize them or build a wall,
but cut this two-faced bullshet.

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Susanna Viljanen - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Sometimes the way of the least evil is the one to take. 555.
Eel Deal - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
2nd are 4th choruses updated to: "Legalize them. Don't criticize them. Increase the immigration quotas all you can. Let them all in legally." Final verse changed to: I admit they drive down wages but that's because they're illegal If you legalize them that won't be the case Then you could tax them just like everyone else

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