Song Parodies -> Baby Our Dove Is Gay
| Original Song Title: | "Baby I Love Your Way" |
| Original Performer: | Peter Frampton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baby Our Dove Is Gay" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Pastels glow so soft before my eyes
While he's moving
Across his cage
Suddenly his cage glows with new lights
Tastefully
And so pretty
I don't
Think he's straight
'Cause our dove
Won't mate
Hey-ey-ey-ey, ey-ey...
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
Very gay
Somethin' tells me our dove is gay
Very gay
Decorated so right its cage
He's the new "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"
Offers help
To straight magpies
Has wondrous knowledge of the finest wine
Wine wine
Recommends them
When straight doves dine
I don't
Think he's straight
'Cause our dove
Won't mate
Hey-ey-ey-ey, ey-ey...
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
Very gay
Somethin' tells me our dove is gay
Very gay
Flappin' wings to "Y.M.C.A."
(instrumental)
I don't
Think he's straight
'Cause our dove
Won't mate
I can see the sunset in his eyes
Rose and mauve
Con-tact lens dyes
Proudly walking, smiling in the sun
He's a Rain-bow Dove
Guys he's pleasin'
Although,
He's not straight,
Him we love -
He's great!
Grea-ea-ea-ea, ea-ea-eat!
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
Very gay
Somethin' tells me our dove is gay
Very gay
Coo-in' show-tunes from old Broadway
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
That's okay
Gay-dar tells me our dove is gay
That's okay
Yeah our pigeon is mighty gay!
(And that's okay-ay-ay-ay!)
While he's moving
Across his cage
Suddenly his cage glows with new lights
Tastefully
And so pretty
I don't
Think he's straight
'Cause our dove
Won't mate
Hey-ey-ey-ey, ey-ey...
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
Very gay
Somethin' tells me our dove is gay
Very gay
Decorated so right its cage
He's the new "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"
Offers help
To straight magpies
Has wondrous knowledge of the finest wine
Wine wine
Recommends them
When straight doves dine
I don't
Think he's straight
'Cause our dove
Won't mate
Hey-ey-ey-ey, ey-ey...
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
Very gay
Somethin' tells me our dove is gay
Very gay
Flappin' wings to "Y.M.C.A."
(instrumental)
I don't
Think he's straight
'Cause our dove
Won't mate
I can see the sunset in his eyes
Rose and mauve
Con-tact lens dyes
Proudly walking, smiling in the sun
He's a Rain-bow Dove
Guys he's pleasin'
Although,
He's not straight,
Him we love -
He's great!
Grea-ea-ea-ea, ea-ea-eat!
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
Very gay
Somethin' tells me our dove is gay
Very gay
Coo-in' show-tunes from old Broadway
Oooh baby, our dove is gay!
That's okay
Gay-dar tells me our dove is gay
That's okay
Yeah our pigeon is mighty gay!
(And that's okay-ay-ay-ay!)
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Now we have a new star for the remake of "The Birdcage"
Does he hang out in a dove bar?
Remember those peace movement ceremonies and olympic on and off dittos back in the 80s where they used to release thousands of doves? I have a sneaky feeling that those ended after two male pigeons landed on some high ranking family values politician somewhere and got off... Though of course, with todays televisions 5 second delay technique they could bring'em back, that would be enough to bleep out at least my monthly sexercise, but then again I'm no dove.
----- END RANT TRANSMISSION OF THE "MORE THAN WE WANTED TO KNOW" KIND. ;-)
----- END RANT TRANSMISSION OF THE "MORE THAN WE WANTED TO KNOW" KIND. ;-)
This gives new meaning to that lyric in Why DO Foosl Fall In love by FRankie lYmon and the Teenagrs "Why do biiirds siiiing so gay?" ;) 555! Loved it!
Huh?? :-) 555
Thanks Rick, JB, Peter, Jack, and Kristof.
Another atrocious pun from John Barry, so the best I can come up with is, Being gay, does the dove have one-quarter moisturizing cream? (That is NOT a sex joke! It refers to an old TV commercial... aw, skip it.)
thank you so much for tearing this song a new you-know-what...5s
Thank you, Michael and Alvin.
Just curios, don't rememer TOS well enough to vote, and also don't know much about birds, but it you had to clean them, would you use DOVE soap??
Heh heh, thanks, Red Ant...why not? Heh heh!
it's good to see someone else writing a song about birds. good job. i'll resist making any lame bird jokes - not that the bird cant walk. i just unintentionally set myself up - how sad.
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