The chunder-chow I'm eating
Is really weird I fear
It's full of
My dear late friends'
Spines it seems

Now my brain is reelin'
I'm kneeling on the floor
I'm right next to a horse
Who hears me moan

This chow is full of prions
So all I really want to know

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )

~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~

Well I can see no reason
For feeding me cow nerves
When someone feeds me slop
What is their urge?

I'm staggering in circles
I feel I'm going down
Are you the stupid fool
Who fed me "parts" ?

Might be too late for healing
But what I really want to know

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!

( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )

~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~

My chunder's stiff and steaming
I feel I've eaten brains
I can't believe this is happening to me

I moo here when you're sleeping
And in the morning, when you're up -

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!

Hay-ayyy-ayyy-ayyyyyy!

( instrumental )