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Song Parodies -> "Grow Me Some Hay"

Original Song Title:

"Show Me The Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Frampton

Parody Song Title:

"Grow Me Some Hay"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

"prions", pronounced the same as "lions", are the proteins that are currently thought to cause "mad cow disease".
The chunder-chow I'm eating
Is really weird I fear
It's full of
My dear late friends'
Spines it seems

Now my brain is reelin'
I'm kneeling on the floor
I'm right next to a horse
Who hears me moan

This chow is full of prions
So all I really want to know

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )

~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~

Well I can see no reason
For feeding me cow nerves
When someone feeds me slop
What is their urge?

I'm staggering in circles
I feel I'm going down
Are you the stupid fool
Who fed me "parts" ?

Might be too late for healing
But what I really want to know

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!

( instrumental )
( with bovine moo-box sound-effects )

~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~Moo-Moo~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Mee-Mee~~~Moww~~~
~~~Moo-Moo~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Ah-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~
~~~Moww-Woww~~~Mee-Moww~~~

My chunder's stiff and steaming
I feel I've eaten brains
I can't believe this is happening to me

I moo here when you're sleeping
And in the morning, when you're up -

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!

Oh won't you
Grow me some hay (right away!)

Oh please do
Grow me some hay

Help me - Mooooooo!
Throw me some hay!

Hay-ayyy-ayyy-ayyyyyy!

( instrumental )

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Guy - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hay! Not bad.
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy ! Check out the ads in the upper right - "Mary's Moo Moos" - LOL !
Guy - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Rats - Those ads are gone already.
Adagio - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Got a sample of the song, Johnny?
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
FREE AUDIO SAMPLE of "Show Me The Way" - this sample begins at the same point as my parody's line "Spine it seems" :

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000009HF2001003/0/1­03-1270834-2538261
Adagio - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yeah...that one :D really good parody...5's and thanks for the sample.
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio - but your vote didn't register ..... same problem as with "Magic Rockin' Ride"...... are your votes getting through on other songs today?
Rick D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Johnnie, you just gave me the idea for doing this one yesterday. (Just teasing, big boy)
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, are you having Deja Mooooooooooooooooooooo ?
Adagio - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This vote didn't go through either...I better check all the ones that I votd on. They usually go thru.
Jack Wilson - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!!!!
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack!
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
And thank you too, Rick D.
Meriadoc - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Wish Frampton had done this version, it would have been a lot more palatable... :-)
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks Mer !

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