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Song Parodies -> "Leonitus"

Original Song Title:

"Reunited"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peaches & Herb

Parody Song Title:

"Leonitus"

Parody Written by:

Andrew McDonald

The Lyrics

Spoof on the Movie "300"
He’s got sword and bow slung by his side
Leonitus here is a Spartan guy
The Persian empire has made him pissed off and mad
They want to rule his land
And he wants them dead, hey, hey

Spent time practicing with sword and bow
Went to the senate but they told him no
They argued his hunch didn’t need soldiers by the bunch
So he gathered up three hundred
Could really kick some ass, hey, hey

Leonitus really kills so good
Leonitus he’s misunderstood
Small army that’s fit
Persia these guys are really it
Three hundred stone cold killers
And they’re studly guys, hey, hey

Spartans marched out between some huge cliff walls
Looking for where to make some Persians fall
Found a hunchback guy lurking around on the sly
Give him a sword to fight
And he will lead them right, hey, hey

Three hundred set up camp and here they’ll stay
Waiting for the Persians still on their way
They sharpen their swords and trade some quips
So that through leather armor
They can make some rips, hey, hey

Leonitus really kills so good
Leonitus he’s misunderstood
Small army that’s fit
Persia these guys are really it
Three hundred stone cold killers
And they’re studly guys, hey, hey

Kill, kill, kill
Ma-a-ay-be

Huge Persian army came in solid droves
Three hundred Spartans held against the shove
Turtled their shields
And girdled their might
Leonitus’ javelin
Flew through the fight, hey, hey

Goth looking king was killed so good
Persian hordes now they understood
Sparta won’t stand it
One small army did not quit
Pierced their young war leader
Right through his inset rings, hey, hey

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UnKnownVotress - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
In ~300~ Darius did steal the show . . . He was quite popular here around the ~Gay Bay~ . . . Could you add a line about the ~Chrysler 300~ ? I see many around here.

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