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Song Parodies -> "We're Pre-Nupted (The Donald's & Melania's Wedding Song)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peaches & Herb

Parody Song Title:

"We're Pre-Nupted (The Donald's & Melania's Wedding Song)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This rich tycoon will never leave your side
Melania you are such a lovely bride
The boardroom perhaps
Has made me want you and bad
I know you're not my trophy 'cause I signed for that, hey, hey

I spend the evening dreamin' caviar
Champagne like wishes for my highrise czar
Our lawyers have such a way with detailed pre-nups
I know now that I love you 'cause your diamond touch, hey, hey

We're pre-nupted with the papers drawn
We're pre-nupted 'cause the third's a charm
There's one legal fix
And, sugar, this one is nixed
Emotions have erupted 'now that we're pre-nupted, hey, hey

The bed we're sharing in the penthouse suite
Will burn so hot, now that there's drying ink
I wish I could climb right through your business first mind
And sign all that you want so you will stay as mine, hey, hey

I got casino's, honey, I can't play
I wouldn't ever roll the dice that way
As I have assesed precious items possesed
I'm glad we signed together 'cause I skip the risk, hey, hey


Yeah, yeah, yeah

Leveraged, lover, this is 'Airtight' Trump
And you're exactly why I'm wearing pumps
Cross all the t's
And dot all the i's
BOTH:We've signed off all the documents with all our might, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH with FADE in middle

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
555 for you Lionel, a big HO-HUM for them.

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