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Song Parodies -> "Band has the Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Band on the Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Band has the Runs"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

With Band on the Run being over 38 years old, I wonder how it would have been written by Paul McCartney today at the age 69....:)
Stuck behind these four walls, sitting here forever
Waiting for a number one or two
Uncool Mama, It’s true Mama, PEUW!!! Oohh

If I ever get off of here
Going to my the local pharmacy
Never having this problem again
Where I’m always peeing constantly
If I ever get off of here
If he ever gets off of here

Well I’m getting older, always on the go
With Love and music that I send
But time is catching up and me to carry on
I never leave home without my Depends

Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
My bladder’s full and that’s no bull, shit I have to go

For the Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs

Well, all the medications it did not work, I’ve tried every known pill
The only time I was pissed off this much, I was married to Heather Mills
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
My bladder’s full and that’s no bull, shit I have to go
For the Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs

For the Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs

Well, Rock and Roll still keeps me young, that’s why I tour around the globe
And Depends keeps me active where ever I go, carrying this heavy load
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs

My bladder's small
Got shrinking balls
But still I’m Beatle Paul
For Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs
Band has the Runs

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Old Man Ribber - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Demo Dan - Quite a "moving" tribute! ;D

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