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Song Parodies -> "Chef"

Original Song Title:

"Jet"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney and Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Chef"

Parody Written by:

Alex Murray

The Lyrics

I screwed up the last two parodies (all Beatles) with errors, so I've completely proofread it this time. Normally I find a song I wanna parody and then come up with it on the fly, but this came to me instantly one day, especially the Ah waiter bit. My first non-political parody, BTW.
Chef!
Chef!

Chef! I can almost remember the pasta dishes
that great t-bone steak you cooked and the vegetable soup
And Chef, I thought the only hungry time was at 12 noon

Chef! (fo-ooo-ood, woo-ooo-ood, woo-ood-ood)
Chef! (fo-ooo-ood, woo-ooo-ood, woo-ood-ood)

Chef! Was your mother as cold as pistachio soup
How come she told you that you wouldn't pass cooking school, yes
And Chef, I thought the t-bone could have used a little more spice

Ah waiter, want chef to always feed me
Ah waiter, want chef to always feed me
Ah waiter, appetizer

Chef!

(keyboard solo set to the sounds of chomping)

And Chef, I thought the three-star restaurants suffered a bit

Chef! (fo-ooo-ood, woo-ooo-ood, woo-ood-ood)
Chef! (fo-ooo-ood, woo-ooo-ood, woo-ood-ood)

Ah waiter, want chef to always feed me
Ah waiter, want chef to always feed me
Ah waiter, appetizer

Mmm, I said/Mmm, I said/Mmm, I said

Chef with the flame in your face of a thousand degrees
Don't get too close or you'll go for the water bucket
And Chef, I thought that the three-star restaurants suffered a bit

Chef! (fo-ooo-ood, woo-ooo-ood, woo-ood-ood)
Chef! (fo-ooo-ood, woo-ooo-ood, woo-ood-ood)

And Chef, you know I thought that the three-star restaurants suffered a bit

Chef! (fo-ooo-ood, woo-ooo-ood, woo-ood-ood)

A little salty
A little salty

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