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Song Parodies -> "Hands On My Rump"

Original Song Title:

"Band On The Run"

Original Performer:

Paul Mc Cartney And Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Hands On My Rump"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

stuck inside these four walls
hope its not forever
neverland is no fun
michael sins...with you
trauma...ooh...trauma...ooh

if i ever get out of here
i'll start runnin' and get away
i'll be chased...that's guaranteed
michael wants us to always stay
but i gotta get outta here...yes, i gotta get outta here

well, his lust exploded
he has got me smashed
and we fell into his bunk
and then michael said
i like playin' in bed
that's why i got you drunk

hands on my rump...hands on my rump
i'm in jail here, man...and while i am
he likes to grab my buns
he puts
hands on my rump...hands on my rump
hands on my rump...hands on my rump

well, my bum's at stake here
he's a crazy guy
and his overtures, i shun
though its swell to hang out at his theme park here
its hell when evening comes

hands on my rump...hands on my rump
drunk as sailors, man...he nails my can
i can't wait till he's done
he puts
hands on my rump...hands on my rump
hands on my rump...hands on my rump

when the night is fallin'
its a scary world
too tense to settle down
and ol' michael's searchin' for me everywhere
i hope i am not found

hands on my rump...hands on my rump
and the county judge
still holds a grudge
from cases heard before

he put
hands on their rumps...hands on their rumps
hands on their rumps...hands on their rumps




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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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AFW - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You handled this with a kid glove...fives
John Barry - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I voted 5s, but they appear not be be registering. Didn't Jacko and McCartney do the "He Bony; Fry for Me, givin' him perverse handjobby" duet?
Dee Range - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LMFAO! One of the best MJ parodies on the site, and there are many good ones. Fantastic, Alvin. Super high 5's
Johnny D - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Yikes....5's
Stuart McArthur - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, what Dee said - this is great, Alvin - and perfectly crafted and paced, and sly! - 555
Rick Cormier - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This one made me giggle! 555
Kristof Robertson - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Just the title alone deserves 5's...but the whole thing was gooooood! 555
alvin rhodes - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW john dee johnny stuart rick and kristof

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