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Song Parodies -> "Hand On Her Bun"

Original Song Title:

"Band On The Run"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney and Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Hand On Her Bun"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Stuck inside these train walls
Subway ride forever
Hard to breathe when someone
Farts again
Yikes, ewww!
Cough-cough!
Ewww!
Cough-cough!
Phew!

If I ever get out of here
Thought of driving to work each day
Instead of this insanity
Hate to squeeze into this subway
If I ever get out of here
If I ever get out of here


(instrumental)
(uptempo rhythm shift)


Well the train, it jolted with a mighty crash
And I fell onto someone
She looked up and said with a furious glare,
"I hope you're having FUN!"

Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun

And the jailer man
And lawyer Sam
Said "You're in trouble, son!"

For the
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun


My pub-lic defender drew a heavy sigh
Saying "Why'd you grab her, son?"
So I tell him "Really, it's an accident!
Subway lurched and I was stunned!"

Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun

And the bail bond-man
Said "Here's the plan:
I bail you out, but son,

No more
Hand on her bun,
Hand on her bun,
Hand on her bun,
Hand on her bun!"


(instrumental)


Had my
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun


Well the sign said "ON AIR" up above the door
The camera's light was on
Jerry Springer held his mike in front of me:
"Tell us your sad story, son!"

Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun

'Cause of my great pudge
She held a grudge
When squashed upon the floor

With my
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun
Hand on her bun

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Jack Wilson - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Of course you were innocent, Johnny...sure....:-) 555
Leo Jay - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
A likely story.
Mr X - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one.
Adagio - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny...:D I think you're in trouble if there's a jury trial and they use Amiright people...we know you!! 5's
Royce Miller - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I know---you had an especially bad dream and when you woke up, you wrote it down? But I guess we all could say that about all our parodies.
Meriadoc - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody!

Jack: Thanks!

KR: Hey! I am innocent! I'm just not that reticent!

Leo Jay: Oh, so you think you know me, eh? Wait a minute, you've seen my parodies...okay, okay, so you know me.

Mr. X: Thanks.

Adagio: I could always ask the judge to void the verdict, heh heh heh!

Royce: Close, but it was more like a waking hallucination in-between emails.

Merry: Four legs goooooood, two legs baaaaaaaad, four legs goooooooood, two legs baaaaaaaad!
John Barry - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Wings sucked, so any parody's an improvement. This one is particularly good.
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, JB.
Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Check out "Spider-Man 2," starring Tobey Maguire as Spidey, and Johnn D as Doctor Octopus. He must be an octopus, he's got eight hands, all of them in places they shouldn't be!
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the tip, MP!
alvin rhodes - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin.
MasonR - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you're on the right track, Johnny D! 5's!
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you MasonR ... It's important to stay in "training" !
Rod Worden - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You got a real grip on this one, Johnny, 5s!
Johnny D - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod!
Dominic L. - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
555...Talk about embarrassing! That's OK though... 'cause it makes a good parody! anyway, keep up the good work!
Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dominic...it's a fictional story though, believe me!

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