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Song Parodies -> "Lolita Was A Title Once Banned"

Original Song Title:

"Magneto And Titanium Man"

Original Performer:

Paul Mccartney

Parody Song Title:

"Lolita Was A Title Once Banned"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, i was reading last night
lolita was a title once banned
i was reading it through, babe
ooh ooh ooh
it said...humbert's involved in some lechery
he became her pappy
as her poor mom lay heaped
in the main street

i just can't believe him
(i just can't believe him)
lolita wasn't made for this man
and when ol' quilty, doncha know
finally acquired her...well, i knew
he'd also cause some debauchery
cause the dude kidnapped her
from her hospital suite
what a mean streak

humbert set out
lolita married some other man
what a stinging kind of blow
when he found she was a bride
her belly round, near delivery
and he can't get over that
life just stank
quilty's dead meat

he found him there
and he felt despair
he's a low down criminal
no moral code

what'd he do, what he'd do, what'd he do
that snake there

then humbert said, "now, the time has come
to pay for your vices, you crumb"
oh no
a fatal blow

and then it occurred to him
his life had gone bad
lolita was sad
and humbert was too
and ol' quilty's on the floor
his heart just ain't working no more
evened the score

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Peregrin - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Great synopsis alvin. You've given me some inspiration for an idea as well :) And great and undervalued OS as well.
alvin - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin....always glad to my opinion, the whole 'venus & mars' album is undervalued....ditto, 'ram'
Meriadoc - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh good - now I never have to read the book. :-)
AFW - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny review
alvin - July 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks really IS a good book and the kubrick movie version is one of my all time faves...forget the remake though....thanks AFW
littleLyonCakes - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, this was indeed a strange movie, as was the Nabakov novel . . . but the acting of Ms Winters & Mr Mason made it more so . . .
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I haven't read of the book or movie for that matter but this song was very very good.
alvin - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleLyonCakes...yes, a strange and controversial but delightful book and movie...thanks dr. music....the 1962 movie was great...the remake was pretty forgettable

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