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Song Parodies -> "Land Of The Runts"

Original Song Title:

"Band On The Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Mc Cartney

Parody Song Title:

"Land Of The Runts"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

sucked up in a storm squall
soarin' off forever
never seein' aunt 'em's...eyes, again
i flew...trauma...flew...trauma...flew

as for kansas, i'm out, its clear
house was risin', then blew away
to a land, oh so merrily
though a witch ain't alive today
cause i landed on her and smeared
cause i landed on her and smeared

well, the dame was totalled
when my home was crashed
she was clearly more than stunned
and the munchkins said
"ding-a-ling, she is dead...
her evil reign is done"

land of the runts...land of the runts
little gals and men, who called me friend
i loved them, every one
in the land of the runts...land of the runts
land of the runts...land of the runts

and the undertaker said they're glad she died
cause she'd kept them nice and bummed
but her sister's stingin'...and she'd soon be there
eventually, she'd come

land of the runts...land of the runts
little gals and men, who called me friend
i loved them, every one
in the land of the runts...land of the runts
land of the runts...land of the runts

so, i shan't be stallin'...i'm no stupid girl
i shall not stick around
cause the witch is searchin' for me everywhere
and i don't want to be found

land of the runts...land of the runts

cause that crone won't budge
she'll hold a grudge
she'll want the shoes, i scored

in the land of the runts...land of the runts
land of the runts...land of the runts



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LittleDottieCakes - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, Duke o'Swerve, she may want ' Toto' as well! I loved this theme: Terriers, Kansas, tornedos, JudyG, Witches, sparkling shoes & Little People!
AFW - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite a unique slant on this..
Jason - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Land of the 555s
2Eagle - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Watch out for those poppies!
alvin - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LittleDottieCakes...glad ya enjoyed....thanks AFW, jason and 2eagle....indeed
TJC - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
From the title I expected maybe Gullivers Travels, but this was so much more Oz-some!
alvin - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks TJC....i wrote one to this same title about gulliver quite a while back
Peregrin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job alvin
alvin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin

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