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Song Parodies -> "Doc Shows"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Show"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Doc Shows"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

what's that man holdin' in his hand
it looks a lot like he'll guide it in your back end
dispensin' pills, he knows the different brands...G.P....oo-wee
who's that man at a crucial stage
it looks a lot like he's doomed at an early age
thank god the medic man is filled with sage...he's free...oo-wee

if there's...doc the TV, i'll go
i'll be...right there...for that doctor kildare
cause i...guess i'm sold...on those medical roles...i declare...oh yeah

they don their gowns..and go to
they slice and hack...and boldly act
the tension mounts, a cure, announced...OK
patients arise and you see the health in their eyes

if there's...doc shows...i'll get into the flow
and i'll...just stare...if ben casey is there
i say...its all'll never grow old...i declare...oh yeah

doctor. let's go

in his green surgeon's suit, he's preparin' to spruce up some biddy
and he'll touch up the end of her nose, so she'll look rather pretty
in this ditty, i'm makin' it clear. i witness this trend
love all my dear ol' friends in, it is so gritty
pity, when its...reruns

see that man cuttin' to and fro
the heart rate meter really seems to be readin' low
the doctor's brow begins to furrow...I.V. ?...could be

if there's...doc shows...i'll be viewin', i know
if there' scares...they'll be treated with care
and i...just the story unfolds...i declare...oh yeah

if there's...doc shows...doc shows...doc shows...doc shows

like i told ya the other day
i'm never sickened by those doc shows
i watch 'em
cause i think they're great
i'm never late
i'm watchin' me some doc shows

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Peregrin - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the biddy/pretty combo and the Dr Kildare reference for us oldies :)
John Barry - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I feel fine, with a sense of Welbyness, after reading this. Though you missed Quincy, I'll give you quintuples.
Yoidy - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeh, I remember Dr. Marcus Welby back in the day. Wish they would rerun those shows. A fond reminiscence parody! 555
AFW - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I think these actors on these shows know more than the real ones.. 555 vitamins
alvin rhodes - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin john yoidy and AFW
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Some clever turns of phrase in there... 5-5-5
alvin - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mr macphisto

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