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Song Parodies -> "This Dame Can't Be Dancin'"

Original Song Title:

"You Gave Me The Answer"

Original Performer:

Paul Mc Cartney

Parody Song Title:

"This Dame Can't Be Dancin'"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

this dame can't be dancin'
i'll laugh eternally
is that cruel ?
she...don't seem to like me

her time, she will squander
i'm sure you will agree
is that cruel ?
she...don't seem to like me

what an act when she goes through her paces
faces in the crowd will laugh away
they soon will get the point...she's graceless

...and way borin'

she'll stumble around...why ?
just one leg, you see
it don't look right
though its screwed on tight
it don't move naturally
is that cruel ?
she don't seem to like
she don't seem to like
she don't seem to like me

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Yoidy - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
There you go with that one leg again!
2Eagle - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't improve on that, but you also might try writing a parody of "Boots" with that same subject.
Ann Hammond - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
What 2Eagle said
MasonR - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I like how you're picking some not-so-obvious Macca songs, not just the big hits. This one's a lovely little ditty, but I'll bet it left Heather, er, stumped.
alvin rhodes - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy 2eagle ann and mason

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