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Song Parodies -> "One Leg"

Original Song Title:

"Three Legs"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"One Leg"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

heather mills mc cartney is scheduled to take part in 'dancing with the stars"......
when she walks, when she walks
well, of course, she has a limp
(when she walks, of course, she has a limp)
oh my gosh, how she rocks
cause, of course, she is a gimp
(how, of course, she rocks, cause she's a gimp)
now's she's fallen down
and she is strugglin' down there still

my wife walks weird...(my wife walks weird)
her leg flies out...(her leg flies out)
my wife, she got one leg
but off she run

yes, its off...yes, its off...on a mock one, she depends
(yes, its off, so on a mock she depends)
leg, she'll doff...and hold ' a knee that really bends
(leg, she doffs, shows off...the knee really bends)
but she let me, my cash, she wants to spend

a peg goes in...(a peg goes in)
a strap grows taut...(a strap grows taut)
most wives, they got two legs...but mine got one

well......she's still spry...she's still spry...she's still spry
yes, she's spry enough to bound
(still she's spry enough to bounce around)
she will fly...she will fly...she will fly
she will try if leg allows
(she'll be flyin' if her peg leg allows)

but if she's knocked down...that's a killer...that's no good
but you know i'd laugh aloud

my wife waltz weird...(my wife waltz weird)
the grace ain't there...(the grace ain't there)
most wives. they got two legs
my wife, she got one
most wives, they got two legs
my wife, she got one
most wives, they got two legs
my wife, she

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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MasonR - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG this is funny! And it fits perfectly with the (rather silly) OS.
Yoidy - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff for weird waltzers. 5 pegs for you!
John Barry - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
So wrong, yet so funny.
Paul Robinson - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, again I don't know the OS...but I agree with JB and so I'm giving you "5's" for sheer hilarious audacity ~ ~ ~
AFW - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Outrageously humerous...and very topical
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mason yoidy john paul and AFW
Stuart McArthur - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
ah, I love Ram - so nostalgic - and what a clever song choice / subject matter alvin - lol - 555
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stuart

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