Man with the Runs

Stuck inside this long tube
Never thought it was gonna move
Thoughts are running through my head
Remembering what my doctor said
If you're ever find you cannot poo
This is what I say you do
Stick these magic bullets up your butt
Soon you'll start to shit with any luck

Well his ass exploded with a mighty crash as he struggled to get his pants undone
After the first fart came out the second one did too man this ain't no fun
Man with the Runs, Man with the Runs
When he finally sat down on the toilet seat, them shits had just begun

Man with the Runs, Man with the Runs, Man with the Runs

Well the plumber drew a heavy sigh when he saw what the man had done
And a bell was ringing in the village square signaling everybody run
Man with the Runs, Man with the Runs
The toilet overflowed on the bathroom floor and it was covered in dung

Man with the Runs, Man with the Runs, Man with the Runs

Well night was falling and the man's stomach had just started to settle down
Out in the hallway or in the other rooms not a clean piece of carpet was found
And the Man still had the Runs, Man still had the Runs

So now you know the tale, of the man who's bowels were frail
Now go run and tell someone

About the Man with the Runs, Man with the Runs