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Song Parodies -> "Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael"

Original Song Title:

"Give Ireland Back To The Irish"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Don't Make Them Have To Take You To Court
Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Or you will be charged with a tort

Your talent is so tremendous
It's your image they can't stand
So What The Hell Were You Doin'
In your home called Wonderland

Tell Me How Would You Like It
If the Beatles would hear
You were sentenced to the state prison
Would the songs they wrote lose prestige
Make a smart decision my dear

Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Don't Make Them Have To Take You To Court
Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Or you will be charged with a tort

Ringo, Paul, George and John's estates
Are considering whether to sue
Meanwhile Back In Wonderland
There's A Boy accusing you

And he claims you molested him
And he's feeling really bad
And you're in a deep denial
You can't face reality
Your decline is real sad

Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Don't Make Them Have To Take You To Court
Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Or you will be charged with a tort

Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Don't Make Them Have To Take You To Court
Give The Beatles Back Their Songs, Michael
Or you will be charged with a tort
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Mr. Tex - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
FINALLY somebody who thinks Jacko shouldn't have bought the rights to every Beatle song. Ever since I heard about that, I have never once bought a Beatle's album, because I knew where the money would go. DON'T BUY ANY BEATLE'S MUSIC! NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM!

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