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Song Parodies -> "Silly Pee Songs"

Original Song Title:

"Silly Love Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Silly Pee Songs"

Parody Written by:

Cheezmeister

The Lyrics

While looking at other's parodies, I noticed many a song that shouldn't have been funny but was, just because it entailed peeing your pants and the like. Here's another. This is definitely a silly pee song.
You'd think that Amiright has had enough of silly pee songs
I checked the voting and I see it isn't so
It seems some people really like these silly pee songs
Guess I'll write one,
So here I go,
Hope this one goes
ALL FIVES....

Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo

Ahhh, I can't explain why pee-pee stinks (like salty sea)
When my baby's sore I cannot always pee (I can't, you see)

Guess I'll write one,
It's cheap, I know,
Hope this one goes
ALL FIVES....

Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo

It's bad to pee for a minute
'bout fifteen seconds is the norm
All I know's that when I'm in it
It isn't chilly, pee isn't chilly,
Pee isn't chilly, it's warm...

(musical break)

Now, I can smell overcooked asparagus...
Now, I can smell overcooked asparagus...

PEE AND POO
PEE AND POO
Come in with AHHH, I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY PEE-PEE STINKS
(LIKE SALTY SEA)
WHEN MY BABY'S SORE I CANNOT ALWAYS PEE
(I CAN'T, YOU SEE)
Come in with NOW, I CAN SMELL OVERCOOKED ASPARAGUS
NOW, I CAN SMELL OVERCOOKED ASPARAGUS
repeat twice

You'd think that Amiright has had enough of silly pee songs
I checked the voting and I see it isn't so
It seems that people really like these silly pee songs
So I wrote one........
Umm, no, I have never actually been in urine, so don't ask.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 4
 4
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 2
 1
 
 5   5
 4
 4
 

User Comments

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aoid - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
no.
Trojan Cat - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate to admit it, but it made me laugh.
Aaron Dodson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm always willing to help out a good potty humor song! :-)
amy - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
not funny at all lol lmao
Destiny - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
its so dam Gay!!

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