Song Parodies -> Band Of The Nuns
| Original Song Title: | "Band On The Run" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Mccartney |
| Parody Song Title: | "Band Of The Nuns" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
stuck inside these four walls
convent-bound together
never seeing no one....mighty grim
they're blue....solemn...blue...solemn...blue
clad forever in dowdy gear
holy livin', their only way
not a bit of hilarity
all they did was sing hymns all day
then they severed their doubts and fear
and they started to rock in here
well, the drums exploded with a mighty crash
and the gals began to strum
and the first nun said to the second one there
let's knock 'em on their buns
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
those precious lambs...kicked out the jams
they'd never had such fun
gnarly band of the nuns...band of the nuns
gnarly band of the nuns...band of the nuns
well, the ones in charge here drew a heavy sigh
their superiors were glum
cause the halls were ringin' with a guitar's blare
as the amplifier hummed
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
and they wailed and sung...regaled, they swung
twas attitude, they brung
gnarly band of the nuns...band of the nuns
dig this band of the nuns...band of the nuns
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
well, the crowds came callin' just to see these girls
the news had got around
there were thousands searching for that convent there
inundated, was the town
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
number one, they're judged...but they won't budge
they'll stay for ever more
in the land of the nuns...band of the nuns
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
convent-bound together
never seeing no one....mighty grim
they're blue....solemn...blue...solemn...blue
clad forever in dowdy gear
holy livin', their only way
not a bit of hilarity
all they did was sing hymns all day
then they severed their doubts and fear
and they started to rock in here
well, the drums exploded with a mighty crash
and the gals began to strum
and the first nun said to the second one there
let's knock 'em on their buns
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
those precious lambs...kicked out the jams
they'd never had such fun
gnarly band of the nuns...band of the nuns
gnarly band of the nuns...band of the nuns
well, the ones in charge here drew a heavy sigh
their superiors were glum
cause the halls were ringin' with a guitar's blare
as the amplifier hummed
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
and they wailed and sung...regaled, they swung
twas attitude, they brung
gnarly band of the nuns...band of the nuns
dig this band of the nuns...band of the nuns
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
well, the crowds came callin' just to see these girls
the news had got around
there were thousands searching for that convent there
inundated, was the town
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
number one, they're judged...but they won't budge
they'll stay for ever more
in the land of the nuns...band of the nuns
band of the nuns...band of the nuns
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Singing this brilliant parody can be habit-forming!
555 - there are ways to rcover from that Catholic education
Nunderful!
thanks mason, timmy and john
I can't find any bad things about this parody- there are nun. 5s.
Well done.
thanks andria...lol...thanks KJB
Nunsense.
Songs like this can be habit-forming! Oh brother! Another un-convent-ional offering from alvin :) Good job!
thanks 2eagle and peregrin
I say this is SOME good parody about nuns
Makes perfect nunsense...habit forming!
thanks AFW and FT
Sir Alvin, very funny write, and it Sounds remeniscent of the 60's "Singing Nun" ! !
Why am I thematically reminded of "Jailhouse Rock"? ... guess you never know what goes on "behind closed dooors" (or walls). Don't much like TOS, but this Sister Act was a big improvement. Five cracks across the knuckles.
Loved it alvin.
I pray you keep up the good work
I tried dating a nun once but I couldn't get in the habit
I'd be cross with anyone who didn't give this 5s
Class...Class...Class...QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIET !!
I'll stop now...
I pray you keep up the good work
I tried dating a nun once but I couldn't get in the habit
I'd be cross with anyone who didn't give this 5s
Class...Class...Class...QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIET !!
I'll stop now...
he he he
Peregrin: Groan ;) I have been scared (and scarred!) by many a Nun during my schooldays! Great job!
thanks LittleCatlicker....yeah, the singing nun on guitar and vocals....the flying nun on drums, mother teresa playing the bass and sister wendy on keyboards.....thanks TT, maybe a cross between the two elvis movies "jailhouse rock" and "change of habit"...thanks IB....oh yeah, forgot sister mary elephant....we'll put her on sax.....thanks ann....thanks mandamoo...glad ya enjoyed
A-HEMMM.....I will be issuing 5 cuts of the cane, 5 whacks on the backs of the legs with the feather duster....and 5 wraps across the knuckles with the ruler, to YEEW! Now do it again!!
thanks SS...lol
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