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Song Parodies -> "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, you've got a real tough state here
with a long history
of shootin' up the hearts
like the one in me
that's ok
let's see how you do it
come on, you pukes
let's get down to it

hit me with your best shot
why don't you hit me in my sweet spot
gimme all your guns got
fire away

oh come on, all you mormons
you don't fight fair
just blast away
see if i care
put me down
end all my pain
i'll be right back
in the news, again

hit me with your best shot
why don't you hit me in my sweet spot
gimme all your guns got
fire away

well, i'm a real tough crookie
with a bad history
i seem to have no heart
i'm insane, you see
be some folks who'll wanna watch
when i get erased
you'd better be sure
to get some chairs in this place

hit me with your best shot
why don't you hit me in my sweet spot
gimme all your guns got
fire away

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She Duke - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderfully clever...raw talent

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