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Song Parodies -> "Pure Infatuation"

Original Song Title:

"Pure Imagination"

Original Performer:

Paramount Pictures

Parody Song Title:

"Pure Infatuation"

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The Lyrics

A parody of "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. What Wonka is truly thinking during the movie...
Come with me,
And you’ll be,
In a world of infantile fixation,
Who cares if,
My candy,
May cause blood coagulation?
Absorb in,
The many sins,
Of my interior decoration,
What we see will define – isolation,

If you want to view paradise,
Then take a trip to Guam and do it,
If something falls off, just re-glue it,
Health codes for us, well … just don’t pursue it,

There is no sap I know,
Suffering from such sick infatuation,
Living here, you’re lonely,
There’s just the midgets and TV,

If you want honest, sound advice,
Make sure your dreams are not this stupid,
If you dream, don’t just pursue it,
Check with an adult before you – do it,

There is no life I know,
Outside this horrid abomination,
Living here,
Being me,
A grown man – still called Willy.
Found the golden ticket? I'll tell you where to stick it.

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UnKnownVotress - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
.. . . . How about a man named Dave ?
MIKE - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
D@WG

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