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Song Parodies -> "Octopussy"

Original Song Title:

"1001 Nights (Ali Baba)"

Original Performer:

Pappy'ion

Parody Song Title:

"Octopussy"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

In case you haven't gotten the news, I'm behind schedule due to the number of times Chucky G had delayed updating the site, so that means there will be more than one (non-bonus) parodies put out in one day. Anyways, this parody is about the 1983 James Bond movie which took James Bond out to the Far East in order to solve a mystery connected to a jeweled egg. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Fabergé egg left some dead men.
And nobody knows why.
Egg has been switched, what is its secret?
Yeah, nobody knows it.

James Bond is a spy,
There’s a chance he’ll die!

Fabergé egg was bought at an auction,
And the egg is,
The egg is
The egg is property of a lady.

Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy knew about the secret plan.
Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy risked her life with ol’ James Bond!

They’re an, They’re an, They’re an, They’re an
All time high, All time high.

They’re an, They’re an, They’re an, They’re an,
All time high, All time high.

Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy knew about the secret plan.
Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy risked her life with ol’ James Bond!

They’re an, They’re an, They’re an, They’re an
All time high, All time high.

They’re an, They’re an, They’re an, They’re an,
All time high, All time high.

[break]

Fabergé egg caused lootin’, shootin’, bombin’
And nobody knows why.
James Bond told the lady of the secret,
And now they both know why.

James Bond is a spy,
And he nearly died!

Fabergé egg shines with gold and diamonds,
And the egg is,
The egg is
The egg is property of a lady.

Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy knew about the secret plan.
Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy risked her life with ol’ James Bond!

They’re an, They’re an, They’re an, They’re an
All time high, All time high.

They’re an, They’re an, They’re an, They’re an,
All time high, All time high.

Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy knew about the secret plan.
Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy risked her life with ol’ James Bond!

Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy knew about the secret plan.
Octo-
Octopussy-
Octopussy risked her life with ol’ James Bond…

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Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by a throwing knife.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Wild Child JIN - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Great Job Dylan! An octopus clutches three 5's in it's tentacles for you! :-)

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