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Song Parodies -> "The Night Her Top Was Pried"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Chicago Died"

Original Performer:

Paper Lace

Parody Song Title:

"The Night Her Top Was Pried"

Parody Written by:

Alan Hochbaum

The Lyrics

Janet was a kid, on the old show called Good Times
Back in the good old days, back with her friend JJ

In the cold of a winter night
At the regular halftime drill
Her breast came into sight
And they talk about it still
How a man named Justin T.
Went and set her boobie free
It was too much to ignore
As the crowd called out for more!

I heard my mama cried
I heard she prayed when Janet's top was pried
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a sight it really was
Double D!
I heard my father squealed
He held his fly and said that he'd been healed
Brother what a sight the people watched
Good thing that he didn't grab her crotch
Yes indeed!

Then the sound of the ringing phones
Told the network what to do
Had to calm the religious right
Who had seizures from the view
So Janet just confessed
That she meant to expose her breast
Thought she knew what the kiddies like
Just the same as her brother Mike!

I heard my mama cried
I heard she prayed when Janet's top was pried
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a sight it really was
Double D!
I heard my father squealed
He held his fly and said that he'd been healed
Brother what a sight the people watched
Good thing that he didn't grab her crotch
Yes indeed!

But the saddest part of all
Is that I wasn't in the room
I had just walked down the hall
So I missed her big bazoom
But I heard that it was great
This cause of Nipple-gate!

The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Yes indeed!

The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Double D!

The night her top was pried
Boingy boing, boingy boing, boingy boing
The night her top was pried
Brother what a night the people saw
Brother what a sight the people saw
Yes indeed!

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Johnny D - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Alan, you are one wacked-out puppy and a parody genius too - 5's, dude, too funny!
mac - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee hee.
Shelly - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, I'm impressed. This is the best one I've seen on the website! I'm sure of it! Cheers to you!
bunny - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I couldn't imagine being your wife and having to live with someone so crazy that he could write a parody like this one! However ... you got all 5's from me you silly, crazy man.
sloatead - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
boingy boingy...5's
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job.
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was a hoot...er...
Norm O - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny!!!!!! Not bad for an amature!
Phil Alexander - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good - is this really your only parody so far?
Claude Prez - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Phil said
Jack Wilson - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is awesome, very funny! 5's!
Rice Cube - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Y'know, Alan, you could probably do a reprise of this using "American Pie". You know..."...the night, her top, was pried...and my, my, did the F-C-C cry, Janet Jackson's flopped her big'uns and so decency's died..." etc. etc. this is something I made up off the top of my head so it probably sucks but I'm sure you can do better ;-)

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