Song Parodies -> Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
| Original Song Title: | "Billy Don't Be A Hero" |
| Original Performer: | Paper Lace |
| Parody Song Title: | "Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
By the way I hated this round of Artistry worse than any other round of Artistry....
The Star Wars fans argue this scene harshly
Why did George choose Greedo to die?
I think they’re nuts, but saner than Trekkies
With Vulcan ears speaking Spock’s lines
But why did Han blast this Bounty Hunter
In the Mos Eisley Cantina?
We heard the boom and saw Greedo dying
Out deep in space far, far away
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Is Han plain cruel taking lives?
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
That blaster caused him some strife
Only George Lucas really knows he’s dead
From the table below
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Please, George tell me!
The thrilling news shocked fans universe-wide
This controversy is renowned
Among nerd guys it makes them so annoyed
To see why Han shot Greedo down
Though you might think we’re weird to dress up
And recreate this screen again
We post this stuff up all around Youtube
Knowing we’ll never get some head
No head…
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Debate this throughout our lives
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Ask virgins who won’t have wives
We can’t stand the editing so…
We’ll pay Lucas tons of our dough
Keep Han shooting at Greedo
We’ll pay the fee
Wearing the “Han Shot First” sweater
That tells all that we need to say
The hoodies know Han blasted Greedo
We scream it loud salvia sprays
Now for the “Kissed His Sister”* debate
Why did George choose Greedo to die?
I think they’re nuts, but saner than Trekkies
With Vulcan ears speaking Spock’s lines
But why did Han blast this Bounty Hunter
In the Mos Eisley Cantina?
We heard the boom and saw Greedo dying
Out deep in space far, far away
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Is Han plain cruel taking lives?
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
That blaster caused him some strife
Only George Lucas really knows he’s dead
From the table below
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Please, George tell me!
The thrilling news shocked fans universe-wide
This controversy is renowned
Among nerd guys it makes them so annoyed
To see why Han shot Greedo down
Though you might think we’re weird to dress up
And recreate this screen again
We post this stuff up all around Youtube
Knowing we’ll never get some head
No head…
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Debate this throughout our lives
Did Han Shoot First Or Greedo?
Ask virgins who won’t have wives
We can’t stand the editing so…
We’ll pay Lucas tons of our dough
Keep Han shooting at Greedo
We’ll pay the fee
Wearing the “Han Shot First” sweater
That tells all that we need to say
The hoodies know Han blasted Greedo
We scream it loud salvia sprays
Now for the “Kissed His Sister”* debate
*Luke Skywalker kissed his sister.... As if you Star Wars geeks didn't know that.
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An interesting take on the Star Wars scene. I liked this one.
I liked this too...very Lukeski-ish.
(Artistry) Well, more accurately Luke's sister kissed him. I believe the same scene was in the "Hillbilly Star Wars". :-)
Being the 4th Billy, Don't Be A Hero on the list, I am now learning this song. You can never go wrong with Star Wars parodies though. I liked it :)
Vader: Leia is your sister. Luke: That's...improbable...
(Artistry) Amusingly nerdy. I stumbled on the pacing a tad, but then I was distracted with homework and stuff. I myself care not for the debate, I just stand on the sidelines munching popcorn. 555!
(Artistry) I didn't have much trouble following it, just a few odd stresses, but considering you almost didn't have an entry at all I'll forgive it, not to mention--Star Wars themes are always fun, especially when done by a veteran of contests.
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