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Song Parodies -> "Still A Nun"

Original Song Title:

"Still The One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Orleans

Parody Song Title:

"Still A Nun"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

we've been together since way back when
sometimes i thought i'd never see you again
but i want you to know
i've put away my fears
you're still a nun
even sportin' convent gear

you're still a nun...wimple on your head
still a nun...that bible, read
we're still havin' fun
though you're still a nun

disturbed by your faith, i must say
but i never wanted you to go away
though filled with shame
you hoped that i would grow
yes, i'm a pagan...i long for you though

you're still a nun...not much on laughs
still a nun...its a social gaffe
we're still havin' fun
though you're still a nun

you're still a nun...beliefs are strong
still a nun...yet i tag along
we're still havin' fun
though you're still a nun

strangely, our love ebbs and flows
even though you've been told...this won't do

you're still a nun...you don't get out much
still a nun...and you act as such
we're still havin' fun
though you're still a nun

you're still a nun...yet you make me twitch
still a nun...but i will not snitch
we're still havin' fun
though you're still a nun

you're still a nun...with the lord, you've clout
still a nun...but you won't kick me out
we're still havin' fun
though you're still a nun

you're still a nun...you're still a nun
we're still havin' fun
though you're still a nun


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Stan Hall - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO .... only problem is that I may never again be able to sing along with an OS I've always liked with the original lyrics, and for that I'm giving you 555 knuckle-lashes with a wooden yardstick! :-)
alvin - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan...glad ya enjoyed
AFW - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
a most humorous parody, next to nun
alvin - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW.....hard habit to break
John Barry - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Laughed my apse off!
littleCUPcakes - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Lord o'Swervin' Roads~, ~The Mighty Duke o'Dice~, you've done it again, Sir ! It is a Friday fury! CABO-WABO award worthy ! And this ~OS~ always gets me movin' & groovin', Sir! It's a NorCAL Coastal delight!
alvin - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john...you nave, you...thanks littleCUPcakes...yep, great OS, proud to mutate it
LilMadamRO - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Though a 'pagan' you be Sir Alvin, this makes me want to give you a Big Kiss, but my Rosary beads get in the way !
Stephen Harrington - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Very cute parody. ^___^ 555
Ann Hammond - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LilMadamRO...ooh la la...thanks stephen and ann
Christie Marie M - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
May you be blessed and baptized with unanimous 5's all around!!
alvin - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks christie....lol
LiLNUNcakes - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, I love this! ! I just can't get this Cabo-Wabo tune 'out of my head ' ! It's simply a wild idea! Have a fun weekend, Sir !
Peregrin - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh, love the "Bible, read" bit the best :)
Meriadoc - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Carlos Ramirez would be so proud of you... ;-)
2Eagle - November 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Do you remember a funny song called "Nuns" by Big Daddy Graham? That's a good one if you remember parochial school. I just happened to remember "Sister Mary Elephant" by Cheech and Chong also.
alvin - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LiLNUNcakes...glad ya enjoyed.....thanks peregrin and merry...lol....thanks 2eagle....i remember the latter but not the former
NorCALcatlicker - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved Cheech/Chong! Whatever happened to TommyChong?? The funniest movie by Cheech is ~ BORN IN EAST L.A. ~. This movie will have you laughing on the floor! Catholickin' hilarious! Have you seen it Sir ALvin?
Agrimorfee - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Hadn't you heard that Cheech & Chong are on a reunion tour? For serious, google it.
alvin - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks NorCalcatlicker and agri...hadn't heard
LittleCooCakes - November 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke 0'Dice~ this is still awesome & NUNderBar !
alvin - November 19, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LCC

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