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Song Parodies -> "Kid's A Pain In The Butt"

Original Song Title:

"You're The One That I Want"

Parody Song Title:

"Kid's A Pain In The Butt"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Is there anything more annoying than whining children?!
I'm in church
Brats always whining
Try keeeeeep self-control
I just glower while kids crying
And my last nerve's frying
(Last nerve's frying, Last nerve's frying)

You'd better shut up
"Fore I beat your *ss
Then your parent's kiester, dude
(Then parent's)
You'd better shut up
Don't make me use this hand
And the priest will join in too

Shut yah trap
Shut yah trap you toddler loon

Kid's a pain in the butt!!!
Goo-goo-goo, Sonny!

And mom's just a slut!!!
Screw-screw-screw money!

And dad's got beer gut!!!
Brew-brew-brew

Won't hear my plead
Silence spawned seed

You just killed
My attention
As you cry I'm dismayed
On a plane worse than pythons
(Bleeping) snakes!

You'd better shut up
Though you just began
And I'm grown man
Wanna take this fight outside?!
You'd better shut up
Vocal cords remove
Then I would approve
Cause they can hear you worldwide
Please mature
Please mature in second's time

Kids a pain in the butt
Poo, poo, poo Huggies

Like bad paper-cut
Shoot, shoot, shoot owie!

A product of smut
Ew, ew, ewww

Why must you breed?
Your dirty deed

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this all set in church? The paragraph with pythons made me wonder, and feel that it wasn't as tight as it could have been. Maybe a longer intro would have been in place. And a question: "kiester"?
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
it was fun to sing along to
Peregrin - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Peter. Should be "Keister". It's a slang term for buttocks, backside, bottom etc.
Meriadoc - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that wasn't a very church-going attitude. What happened to "let the little children come unto me"? Heh heh. ;-)
The Charnstar - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehe, I agree with Alvin, great fun to sing along to, so many memories.... stupid brats... 5-5-5
Matthias - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter: Yes it's all set in church, the plane was just another example of were kids are annoying... And thanks Alvin, Pippin, Merry, and Charnstar
TJC - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Toddler Loon and Product of Smut were my favs!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx! Now I'll have to work "Keister-Meister" into one of my future parodies somehow. :-)
tomario - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
is 555 the number of the parodeer? top notch parody
Rick C - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
There IS nothing worse than whining children.... except maybe whining adults. 555
Ashkicksass - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Ugh...I am soooo not a fan of other people's children, but I'm definitely a fan of this!
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Hallelujah, Brother Matthias! The liile so-and-so's ought to be...I'll stop there. 555
Jack Wilson - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Catchy parody 555
Johnny D - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Twisted! But nothing to whine about!
Red Ant - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) "Is there anything more annoying than whining children?"....hmm, I'll have to get back to you on that one. My guess is no. Here's some 5s for your troubles.
Agrimorfee - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC 3)"Pythons on a plane"? Snickers, snickers! Was this the first amiright parody to reference that flick? This was well done, indeed. (now I will sing the lyrics completely wrong instead of trying to figure out what Travolta and Newton-John meant to say!)
Michael McVey - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was very funny, but I'm not so sure about the pacing. Plus, while "And dad's got beer gut" is a very funny line, just try saying it fast, the g's and the "got beer" part don't flow smoothly. There's too much contrast between the consonant sounds. Maybe "And Mom is a slut," followed by "And dad is a sot"? Good effort, though.----MM
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) See above...very funny!
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) yes, kids can almost be as bad as a paper-cut, unless of course the kids have paper-cuts, in which case they're miles in front - 555
Wicked Green Queen - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved your song. It was such a good one to sing along to. There were some parts in it that I could really relate to. 5,5,5

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