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Song Parodies -> "You're The One That I Want"

Original Song Title:

"You're The One That I Want"

Parody Song Title:

"You're The One That I Want"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

From "Return of the Jedi", when Vader meets Luke on Endor and they try to convince each other.
VADER:
I got kills, they're multiplyin'
And to rule is my goal
When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin'
It's electrifyin!

LUKE:
You better shape up
'Cause my Dad's in there.
Yes, I feel the good in you
You better shape up
You cut off my hand,
but my heart is just as true.

VADER:
Join me, son!

LUKE:
Dad, I came back here for you!

BOTH:
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, (Vader:) sonny!

The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!

(Vader ignites Luke's saber)

VADER:
I see you've made a new weapon (saber retracts with a hiss)
And I'm so proud of you
but the Dark Side holds my affection... (door slides open)
Walk this way...

LUKE:
You better shape up
You were Anakin
You can still be sanctified!

VADER:
You better shape up
You learned much from Ben
but you don't know the Dark Side!

It's too late!

LUKE:
Then my father's truly died!

BOTH:
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, (Vader:)sonny!

The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!

(Repeat Chorus)

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Rice Cube - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Steve, I can honestly say that today, you have out-nerded me. Excellent excellent. Wow.
Billy Florio - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
wow, you have out-nerded Rice, ;-)...wow, amazing. excellent...5,5,5
Claude Prez - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job as always Steven.
Jeff Reuben - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Catching up to Friday's song. Excellent!
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Missed this one first time round... it's awesomely good. I would say "keep it up", but I know you already have ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I got a good feeling from this one.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Movies
Johnny D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I see the Farce is with you too, Steven Cavanagh-Walker.

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