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Song Parodies -> "You're The One That I Want"
Original Song Title:
"You're The One That I Want"
Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta
Parody Song Title:
"You're The One That I Want"
Parody Written by:
Steven Cavanagh
The Lyrics
From "Return of the Jedi", when Vader meets Luke on Endor and they try to convince each other.
VADER:
I got kills, they're multiplyin'
And to rule is my goal
When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin'
It's electrifyin!
LUKE:
You better shape up
'Cause my Dad's in there.
Yes, I feel the good in you
You better shape up
You cut off my hand,
but my heart is just as true.
VADER:
Join me, son!
LUKE:
Dad, I came back here for you!
BOTH:
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, (Vader:) sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!
(Vader ignites Luke's saber)
VADER:
I see you've made a new weapon (saber retracts with a hiss)
And I'm so proud of you
but the Dark Side holds my affection... (door slides open)
Walk this way...
LUKE:
You better shape up
You were Anakin
You can still be sanctified!
VADER:
You better shape up
You learned much from Ben
but you don't know the Dark Side!
It's too late!
LUKE:
Then my father's truly died!
BOTH:
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, (Vader:)sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!
(Repeat Chorus)
I got kills, they're multiplyin'
And to rule is my goal
When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin'
It's electrifyin!
LUKE:
You better shape up
'Cause my Dad's in there.
Yes, I feel the good in you
You better shape up
You cut off my hand,
but my heart is just as true.
VADER:
Join me, son!
LUKE:
Dad, I came back here for you!
BOTH:
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, (Vader:) sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!
(Vader ignites Luke's saber)
VADER:
I see you've made a new weapon (saber retracts with a hiss)
And I'm so proud of you
but the Dark Side holds my affection... (door slides open)
Walk this way...
LUKE:
You better shape up
You were Anakin
You can still be sanctified!
VADER:
You better shape up
You learned much from Ben
but you don't know the Dark Side!
It's too late!
LUKE:
Then my father's truly died!
BOTH:
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, (Vader:)sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!
(Repeat Chorus)
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Steve, I can honestly say that today, you have out-nerded me. Excellent excellent. Wow.
wow, you have out-nerded Rice, ;-)...wow, amazing. excellent...5,5,5
Great job as always Steven.
Catching up to Friday's song. Excellent!
Missed this one first time round... it's awesomely good. I would say "keep it up", but I know you already have ;-)
I got a good feeling from this one.
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I see the Farce is with you too, Steven Cavanagh-Walker.
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