-> "Please, Hitler, Please"
Original Song Title:
"Please, Mister, Please" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please, Hitler, Please"
At the corner of the Strasse stands a Flakturm *
With a cannon, millimeter eighty-eight
When you hear the wailing of the air raid sirens
Get off the streets before it is too late.
We've got radar to detect their next arrival
And Messerschmitts to try to shoot them down
But some bombers still get through to drop their payloads
And once again, Berlin is burning down
Please, Goering, please, stop those B-17's!
This was your town, it was our town, now it's burning
Please, Goering, please, I'll say just what I mean
I don't ever want to hear those planes again
On the next block, there is not a building standing
And the bombs keep falling closer every night
With my neighbors I still huddle in the shelter
Where some of them already died from fright
Will we ever put our city back together?
When they sound "all-clear", there is not much left behind
Just a leaflet saying "You can call me Meier"*
And a multitude of wounded, lame, and blind
Please, Hitler, please, stop those B-17's!
It was your Reich, it was our Reich, now it's over
Please, Führer, please, do you hear when we scream?
We don't ever want to see those planes again.
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