Song Parodies -> It's Wisconsin Dells
| Original Song Title: | "If Not For You" |
| Original Performer: | Olivia Newton-John |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Wisconsin Dells" |
| Parody Written by: | Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells |
Note where, in the first chorus (i.e., third verse down), I allude to a radio advert for the Noah's Ark waterpark as aired in the late 1980's and early 1990's, part of a campaign urging people to avoid the crowds by visiting on Thursdays which later won an industry award. (The two characters, Maggie and Elayne, were discussing a visit to Noah's Ark over coffee @ the local cafe, if you wonder as to its premise.)
It's Wisconsin Dells--
And though it's a Midwest thing,
The world's beating a path to same,
And if you're wondering why--
It's Wisconsin Dells--
The Cedar Point of waterslides,
Of wavepools and Lazy Rivers, too;
In case you've got to cool off:
Go Wisconsin Dells!
It's Wisconsin Dells folks are talking about,
(Remember Maggie and Elayne?)
After all, Six Flags can be a bit too expensive,
And you want value for money in fun--
Well, there's Wisconsin Dells!
(electric guitar riffs)
It's Wisconsin Dells, quite the hot new spot
Folks are gravitating to
In spite of $3 a gallon for gas,
And some switching to E85....
It's Wisconsin Dells--
'Cause Branson has lost its appeal,
(Blame the jingo aspect of their shows);
And people really want some fun
In Wisconsin Dells....
Wisconsin Dells...
Wisconsin ... DELLS!!!
And though it's a Midwest thing,
The world's beating a path to same,
And if you're wondering why--
It's Wisconsin Dells--
The Cedar Point of waterslides,
Of wavepools and Lazy Rivers, too;
In case you've got to cool off:
Go Wisconsin Dells!
It's Wisconsin Dells folks are talking about,
(Remember Maggie and Elayne?)
After all, Six Flags can be a bit too expensive,
And you want value for money in fun--
Well, there's Wisconsin Dells!
(electric guitar riffs)
It's Wisconsin Dells, quite the hot new spot
Folks are gravitating to
In spite of $3 a gallon for gas,
And some switching to E85....
It's Wisconsin Dells--
'Cause Branson has lost its appeal,
(Blame the jingo aspect of their shows);
And people really want some fun
In Wisconsin Dells....
Wisconsin Dells...
Wisconsin ... DELLS!!!
Information about Wisconsin Dells (and then some) can be had in my related lens on Squidoo about The Waterpark Capital of the World.
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