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Song Parodies -> "You're The One That I Taunt"

Original Song Title:

"You're The One That I Want"

Original Performer:

Olivia Newton John

Parody Song Title:

"You're The One That I Taunt"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You got thrills, they went colliding
And you will be much provoked
Life is rowdy, where are you hiding?
What were you deciding?

You better crack up
Your life's went out of hand
A certain someone's set on you
You better crack up
What you can't understand
Is your nosey attitude
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do

You're the one that I taunt (you're the one that I taunt), boo hoo hoo, funny
The one that I taunt (you are the one I taunt), just be rude, clumsy
The one that I taunt, well is that true? You laugh and cry, you'll be denied

Still left open for the wise guys
Kinda shy to convey
We'll mess you up, mister nice guy
For today

You better crack up
Your life's went out of hand
Insult me and you'll be absurd
You better crack up
If you visit me
So you visit me, better off mark my words
Laugh your head off for better or for worse

You're the one that I taunt, you're such a crude dummy
The one that I taunt, have I still hated you, nerdy?
The one that I taunt, your attitude is going down, talk of the town

[lots of people laughing nonstop, after a few seconds someone screaming his head off until he gags]

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Except for the 1 line that looks like a simple miss in proofreading, this was the most perfect parody (at least in pacing and consistency in the topic) you have ever written. It's taken more than 1000 attempts, but you have hit it! :)
Ann Hammond - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This is pretty good
ookami - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
nice jo

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