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Song Parodies -> "You Big Stupid Schlub You"

Original Song Title:

"I Honestly Love You"

Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"You Big Stupid Schlub You"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Boy you are such a blockhead
Just a big dumb block of wood
And I know that your I.Q. is so low
And the things I try to tell you
Often go not understood
I've got more brains than you in my big toe

You schlub you
You big stupid schlub you

You need a brain transfer
The one you've got is fried
Maybe you ate paint chips full of lead
A face full of pimples
Your pants are the wrong size
When you were small were you dropped on your head?

You schlub you
You big stupid schlub you

Didn't they teach you not to talk when your mouth is full?
I guess it's hard to teach you anything at all
And when you laugh it sounds just like a donkey bray
You wear smelly underpants
Lousy at romance I'd say

You schlub you
You big stupid schlub you

Before you were born
Did your mom drink lots of wine?
You're ugly and you're dumber that a brick
Your skin has clogged up pores
You are so unrefined
And the sight of you just makes me feel so sick

You schlub you
You big stupid schlub you
You big stupid schlub you

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Pacing: 4.2
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Total Votes: 4

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Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This isn't about Bush? Or one of his acolytes?
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"Schlub" is just an inherently funny word, isn't it?

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