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Song Parodies -> "Apathetic Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Spirit in the Sky"

Original Performer:

Norman Greenbaum

Parody Song Title:

"Apathetic Guy"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Wonder why I won't take me a stand?
Wonder why I'm so spaced-out and bland?
If you say I don't care why
You're right on, I'm an apathetic guy

Sure enough, I'm an apathetic guy (apathetic guy)
Don't ever wanna know reasons why (reasons why)
Wonder why I won't say no or yes?
I don't care - go away - let me rest

Prepare yourself - I'm boring as dust - got a manic yen for cheeses
So you know that when I sigh - I'm tryin' to remind you, I'm an apathetic guy

Tryin' to remind you I'm an apathetic guy (apathetic guy)
That's what you're gonna know when I sigh (when I sigh)
When a fried Frito-Lay chip plays chess
It's gonna blow me away, checkmate, yes!

I'm a double-chinner, I'm double-chinned
I got a yen for cheeses
Yes I know my weight is high
But that don't mess me up, I'm an apathetic guy

That don't mess me up, I'm an apathetic guy (apathetic guy)
That's where my supper goes, to my thighs (to my thighs)
To my thighs go cheeses I ingest
They're gonna go to the place that's fattest
Go to the place that's fattest

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D, you have truly exceled yourself! This is easily the best parody i've read today!
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
"Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem facing our society today? I don't know, and I don't care." -- William Safire.
PatrickY - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I know you're not writing about yourself. There's no apathy in your parody production. Rhyming Cheeses with Jesus on Good Friday, hmmmm, not sure if that's a good idea but have to give you 5's anyway.
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
here's some you'd care
Guy - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm ignoring you. I don't care to comment. Give yourself whatever vote you want. \O/
MasonR - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll get back to you on this, maybe. In the meantime, 5's.
Red Ant - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS well enough to vote, but again is see that HTTP end-0.shtml, telling me this is the first parody of this song and band ( of the decade anyway ). So if that is the case, extra credit for doing a first. :)
Johnny D - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, DAK, Michael, PatrickY, Alvin, Guy, MasonR, and Red Ant.

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