Song Parodies -> Mr. Jo Bangles

Original Song Title:	"Mr. Bojangles"
Original Performer:	Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Parody Song Title:	"Mr. Jo Bangles"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

I knew a "man",
Jo Bangles
And she'll dance for you
In sequined shoes

With silvered hair and Wonder-Bra and Spandex pants
And gold-coiffed pubes

She'll hump your thigh
Hump your thigh
Then she'll bite your lust down

Mister Jo Bangles,
Mister Jo Bangles,
Sister Jo Bangles,
Dance!

I saw her wearing bells
In New Orleans
It was
Mardis Gras

She looked to me to be a guy whose blade
Was smoked right off

She talked of life
Talked of life
She lightly tapped her heels in bed

She said the name Jo Bangles and she licked her lips
And flossed me well

She grabbed my pants and took a stance
And she humped my thigh
Then she sickly squealed

She let go a splash
Let go a splash
Shook back her hose all around

Mister Jo Bangles,
Sister Jo Bangles,
Sister Jo Bangles,
Dance!

She danced for those at drag queen shows and raunchy fairs
Throughout the west

She spoke in tears of fifteen years
How her dog Slim Jim
Suckled her breast

The dog was a guy
He was a guy
After neutering he'd still breed

She said she'll dance now at every chance for sleazy guys
Who wink and tip

She still refines her buff behind with exercise
'Cause she thinks she's fit

She nods her head
And as she nods her head

I hear someone ask her
Please
PLEASE

Sister Jo Bangles,
Sister Jo Bangles,
Sister Jo Bangles,
Dance!

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Rick C - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

What'll she/he do for three fives?

alvin rhodes - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

well, that was disturbing...funny, though...5s

John Barry - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

New Orleans, eh? Doubloons, Bangles, and Beads.

Stuart McArthur - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

again, a fantastic job, Johnny - you could lay that over the original and not cast a shadow, it mapped so well - and to use one of your lines - "Jo Bangles"! why didn't I think of that - 555

Rod Worden - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Can't believe I'm only the 5th vote! (of 5s) This song was huge. And so is this parody, Johnny! "..smoked right off" (..heh, heh..)

Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Rick C, Alvin, JB, Stuart, and Rod.

Michael Pacholek - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Glad to see you chose to drag this one in here.

Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Glad to see she tickled your pantsy, Admiral.

Kristof Robertson - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

I think I'd want my money back....555 ;-)

AFW - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

This subject is a little edgy, but you queened it up pretty good...size 555...Excellent wording, pacing and story line..

Johnny D - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Kristof and AFW.

Michael Pacholek - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

First I'm a Cardinal, now I'm an Admiral? (I get it, an "Edmund Fitzgerald" reference.) "And now I am an Admiral in the Pope's Navy!"

Johnny D - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

You polished up your handle so carefully, Michael.

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Song Parodies -> Mr. Jo Bangles

"Mr. Bojangles"

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

"Mr. Jo Bangles"

Johnny D

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