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Song Parodies -> "Breaking Eggs is Hard to Do"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up is Hard to Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Breaking Eggs is Hard to Do"

Parody Written by:

Duffy

The Lyrics

This was inspired watching my 13 year old son attempt to extract a hard boiled egg from it's boiling hot shell.
Don't take my lunch away from me
Even though the burn is third degree
I'll still hungry
Yes, it's true
But breaking eggs is hard to do

Remember when the eggs, so white
Morning, afternoon, and night
Tasted fresh and really new
Cause breaking eggs is hard to do

They say that breaking eggs is
hard to do
Now I know
I know that it's true
Too hot for me to pretend
Instead of breaking eggs
Myself,
I wish that mom would break the eggs again

I beg of Mom
Don't say goodbye
Can't you give my eggs another try?
Come on, mama, , let's start anew
Cause breaking eggs is hard to do

Dowm dooby dooby dowm dowmb...comma comma....
2004, Valerie Chiera

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute!
Ashkicksass - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch! I hope he's ok! Good job.
Billy Florio - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice
Serafina - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nicely written! I give you a perfect score on this one.
Guy - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This one looks as if it were done over easy. It's really good and I'm not eggs-aggerating. Three 5 minute eggs unshelled.

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