Song Parodies -> Breaking Eggs is Hard to Do
| Original Song Title: | "Breaking Up is Hard to Do" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Sedaka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Breaking Eggs is Hard to Do" |
| Parody Written by: | Duffy |
This was inspired watching my 13 year old son attempt to extract a hard boiled egg from it's boiling hot shell.
Don't take my lunch away from me
Even though the burn is third degree
I'll still hungry
Yes, it's true
But breaking eggs is hard to do
Remember when the eggs, so white
Morning, afternoon, and night
Tasted fresh and really new
Cause breaking eggs is hard to do
They say that breaking eggs is
hard to do
Now I know
I know that it's true
Too hot for me to pretend
Instead of breaking eggs
Myself,
I wish that mom would break the eggs again
I beg of Mom
Don't say goodbye
Can't you give my eggs another try?
Come on, mama, , let's start anew
Cause breaking eggs is hard to do
Dowm dooby dooby dowm dowmb...comma comma....
Even though the burn is third degree
I'll still hungry
Yes, it's true
But breaking eggs is hard to do
Remember when the eggs, so white
Morning, afternoon, and night
Tasted fresh and really new
Cause breaking eggs is hard to do
They say that breaking eggs is
hard to do
Now I know
I know that it's true
Too hot for me to pretend
Instead of breaking eggs
Myself,
I wish that mom would break the eggs again
I beg of Mom
Don't say goodbye
Can't you give my eggs another try?
Come on, mama, , let's start anew
Cause breaking eggs is hard to do
Dowm dooby dooby dowm dowmb...comma comma....
© 2004, Valerie Chiera
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Cute!
Ouch! I hope he's ok! Good job.
Nice
Very nicely written! I give you a perfect score on this one.
This one looks as if it were done over easy. It's really good and I'm not eggs-aggerating. Three 5 minute eggs unshelled.
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