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Song Parodies -> "Raptor On A Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Laughter In The Rain"

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Raptor On A Plane"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

O.K.! This is my big #25! Where's my little bio kit? Huh? Huh? Huh? If any of you, missed any of me, you can put my name in the Parody Author search box & see 'em all in one place! I couldn't have done it without all of your unwaivering support, cheering me on at every curbside, as I blundered by , carrying the Torch Of Mirth! There's contact info on the website at the end of every song, so send me a post card, will you? Now, where's that confounded bridge?! I think it's just about time for me to jump off!
I got bit by a horned toad that had rabies,
My mouth filled with foam that dripped on the floor,
Instead of the shots, I grew scales on my skin,
I turned into a small dinosaur.
I feel the warmth of the sun, on my spines!

Oooooooo, I'm a raptor on a plane,
Going quite insane, with my one-eyed love.
Oooooooo, how I love my frilly mane,
And the crappy way, I almost died!

My girl's a cyclops, she stayed by my side,
And so I asked her to be my bride,
We ran off to Vegas, the Justice Of Peace,
Then caught the next flight out to Waikiki.
To honeymoon in the friendly skies!

( Chorus )

We joined the club that's a mile high!

( Chorus ) I do these parodies at karaoke night. ( And it just goes to show, that love conquers all, eh? )

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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 4   1
 5   4

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Old Man Ribber - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats on the Big 2-5, Fred!
Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting idea, and an OS we haven't seen much of despite the fact that it hit Number 1 in a year some of us remember (1975) -- and rhymes with "insane" and "Saddam Hussein." But... Enough is enough! I have had it with these (expletive deleted) raptors on this (expletive deleted) plane! Sorry, had to say it.

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