-> "You Don't Send Me E-mails"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"
Original Performer:
Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand
Parody Song Title:
"You Don't Send Me E-mails"
The Lyrics
Barbara:
You don't send me e-mails.
You don't forward dumb jokes.
Neil:
You hardly I.M. me anymore,
whey you sign on the net, at the end of the day.
Barbara:
I remember when,
you couldn't wait to write me.
Used to hate to sign off.
Now after surfing the web, late at night,
Neil:
When it's good for you babe,
and you're feeling all right.
Barbara:
Well, you just check your mail and log off the site.
And you don't send me e-mail anymore.
Neil:
It used to be so natural
Barbara:
Used to be...
Neil:
To talk about cyberspace,
but used-to-be's don't count anymore.
They just sit on the disk,
'til we delete them away.
Barbara:
Baby, I remember, all the things you taught me.
Neil:
I learned to forward and I learned to reply.
Barbara:
Well, I learned of smileys and attachments to apply.
Both:
So you'd think I could learn how to tell you good-bye.
Barbara:
You don't send me e-mails, anymore.
Both:
Well you'd think I could learn how to tell you good-bye.
Neil:
'Cause you don't send me e-mails.
Barbara:
Not even those dumb jokes.
Both:
You don't send me e-mails, anymore.
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