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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Send Me E-mails"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Send Me E-mails"

Parody Written by:

Thalia's Dog

The Lyrics

You don't send me e-mails.
You don't forward dumb jokes.

You hardly I.M. me anymore,
whey you sign on the net, at the end of the day.

I remember when,
you couldn't wait to write me.
Used to hate to sign off.
Now after surfing the web, late at night,

When it's good for you babe,
and you're feeling all right.

Well, you just check your mail and log off the site.
And you don't send me e-mail anymore.

It used to be so natural

Used to be...

To talk about cyberspace,
but used-to-be's don't count anymore.
They just sit on the disk,
'til we delete them away.

Baby, I remember, all the things you taught me.

I learned to forward and I learned to reply.

Well, I learned of smileys and attachments to apply.

So you'd think I could learn how to tell you good-bye.

You don't send me e-mails, anymore.

Well you'd think I could learn how to tell you good-bye.

'Cause you don't send me e-mails.

Not even those dumb jokes.

You don't send me e-mails, anymore.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Thalia's Dog - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
FYI: For "good-bye," I was thinking of how AOL says good-bye when you log off.
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