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Song Parodies -> "Halo 3"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

Original Performer:

Neal Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Halo 3"

Parody Written by:

Joe Haynes

The Lyrics

For all those other parents out there who suck at Halo 3 as much as I do...
Halo 3
Everybody plays some
Halo 3
Picking up a shotgun

Me and you are owning noobs, we’ve stuck two or three
But then I turn around and get betrayed by you
How’d this happen to me?

Halo 3
Got to duck and cover
Halo 3
Got no time to blubber

My kids will play until they’re gray and they have no more voice
And then the x-box melts down and dies
They simply got no choice


Mail it back to Microsoft and wait a month or two
But by the time you get it back and start to play
You’ve become that noob

Halo 3
Should have bought a Game Cube
Halo 3
Watch Red and Blue on YouTube

My kids play until they’re gray and they have no more voice……

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Joe Haynes - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, come on- no comments or votes? Even my kids liked it.

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