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Song Parodies -> "Kira-the-Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Mississippi Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mountain

Parody Song Title:

"Kira-the-Queen"

Parody Written by:

Kathy Evans

The Lyrics

This is a Dark Crystal parody, sung to the tune of "Mississippi Queen". It contains elements of the original movie and the upcoming sequel.
Kira-the-Queen
If you know what I mean
Kiraaa-the-Queen
She taught Jen everything

Way down on that Thra-world
Around the Crystal-castle way
There lives a Gelfling lady
They call her Kira-the-Queen
You know she was fertile
She kept havin’ them kids
While the party-hard podlings was getting their kicks
Brother, beg your pardon, Jen was getting his

Kira-the-Queen
If you know what I mean
Kiraaa-the-Queen
She taught Jen everything

When they jumped off that cliff then
To escape the Garthim claw
Her parachute opened
Jen didn’t know that she could fly
He said wings I don’t have wings
She said of course not you’re a boy
While the rest of them podlings was getting their kicks
Brother, beg your pardon, Jen was getting his

Kira-the-Queen
If you know what I mean
Kiraaa-the-Queen
She taught Jen everything

When Jen was up on that crystal
He dropped the shard on the floor
Kira got stabbed to death
But Urskek brought her back for more
Now she’s getting lots of nookie
From her hubby Jen-the-King
While the rest of them podlings was getting their kicks
Brother, beg your pardon, Jen was getting his

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