-> "All The Germs Grew"
Original Song Title:
"All The Young Dudes" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All The Germs Grew"
Well, party tapped all night it was a wild ride,
sucked the spigot on the keg swaps spit from twenty-five,
germ hives, we kept those germs alive
in hosts twenty-five.
Those friendly sneezing throes just arced and parked
germs steady on mark just spitting on like Sars on our face,
Creepy germy embrace.
My blurry vision span is growing, praying we're hungover and sleep is best.
Bad plan, germs feast in me and they got... complex.
My health is possesed.
That's a germ grad.
All the germs grew (Ahhh Choo!),
gave me the flu ('flu en za)
booger bits flew (Threw up, chum on!),
don't catch my flu....
Fever now grew (head stuffed can't hear you),
toilet's well used (all fluids came thru),
don't show me food (and now more germs just grew - time to spew.),
hurling bad news....
Voice sounds like sheeps' bleat, throat I'm stressing want to scream
but I just bark like a mule - nose drips real green scene
germs not rid of, digest - food comes up.
Feel like dying back at home got my needle from Doc Stone,
my fever came right off head spin revolutions stopped,
eyes still sag - my ass still drags.
Now I spent a week reclined started feeling fine,like Lazarus got out of bed.
Flu shots complete next years rounds,
or it's marry my bed,
I'm not flu bad.
All those germs knew (They're screwed!),
can't get the flu(Shot killed ya).
Shots for flu rules(Health's up!),
GERMS now abused.....
Healthy bod rules (I want to feel good.),
shots for the flu (Immunize you.).
Avoid germ pools (They want to update to flu.),
can't grow in you....
All your nose goo (not from flu!),
pollen makes too (trees drop it too - green spew)
allergies soon (They make you sick too),
cause you some blues....
Not bad as flu (don't be scared - won't cause passed gasses!),
control that too (Take meds soon)
avoid swine too(A new flu in the trough!),
Pigs' breath kills you(Met your piggy end?)
Also bird flu (Brain swells brings you down, head feel pounded!),
What spread this flu?
Mosquito crews (Avoid them have fear, sting and flu's on - swat them!),
carries this flu. (Down you go!).
All these bad flu's (germs taunted to take me for years!),
are all bad news (There nose blows!),
call out work soon(Guess how I feel?).
Bedtime real soon(Sick!).....
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