Well people yacked all night about her singing live
How she sat there on the top of a piano, live
My eyes, there's water in my eyes
When she's singing live

And MSNBC has axed the crap
And Connie got up and starting singing "that" out of tune!
Sounds like she drank prune juice!
Television spread the crazy story 'round, and the web sites jumped on it, too
Yeah, who needs a TV when we got YouTube?
And iFilm, I guess
Sounds like poo, man

Connie Chung, dudes (YouTube)
Singin' the blues (I hear ya)
She's on YouTube? (I'm not sure yet)
Spreadin' the news
Connie Chung, dudes (Don't want to hear you)
Give us the news (This is a riot!)
What can she do? (She can sure do 'Merican Idol now)
You know it blows* [*Pronounced "blues"]

Now Maury won't sleep cause he's listening to Queen
But he can't buy records sung by a dumb news team
Her song is dumb, oh yes, song is dumb
And she can't hold a candle to the Beatles or the Stones
We never laugh it off 'cause the laughing never stops
Man it stings, she cannot sing
But it's fun to watch, get it on the request lines
Funniest song in my head
Oh since John Ashcroft came around
Oh, "Let the Eagle Soar"
Yeah
Man, that song's bad

Connie Chung, dudes (Who knew?)
Face turning blue (Who'dathunk?)
Singin' the blues (The ****?!!)
Tell us the news
Connie Chung, dudes (Your second single?)
Ha ha, who knew (Don't wanna hear ya!)
Man, Connie blows [blues] (Can I make a request for you?)
CNN News
Connie Chung, dudes (Freebird!)

Watch on YouTube (Let's hear the news come on)
Connie Chung, dudes (You wrote a hit song?)
NBC News
Connie Chung, dudes (This song sounds like molasses)
Watchin' the news (I saw you)
Face turning blue (I don't think she can sing)
She does the news (Now tell all your friends)
Connie Chung dudes (Watching cable news is funny now)
Watch cable news
Boogeyman blues? (Hey, watch it right here, just click the link)
Drinkin' the booze? (Put this on the net)
Connie Chung, dudes (I've wanted to do this for days)
Mocking the news (There you go)
Connie Chung spoofs (Hardy har har!)
Carry the spoofs