Billy rapped all night about his su icide
How he nearly shot himself when they cancelled Babylon Five
Who wants to stay alive with no Babylon Five?
And Wendys selling diecast Figurines
Freddy's got household appliances stuck to his face
He's a member of the Borg Race
The chat show host says we're crazy
Says I've never even been on a date
But man do I need a date when I got Data?
Oh brother you guessed
I'm a Nerd!
All the young nerds, canny get birds
know lengthy words, all the young nerds

Well, Peters looking hard 'coz he dresses like Picard
He can give out commands in the style of the bard
And he can make it so
Oh he can make it so
And my brother's back at home with he Chekov and his Bones
we never got it off on that 1960s stuff
What a sham: too much ham!
Well, I drunk a lot of ale and I'm looking pale
Got to race back home to tape
A midnight marathon of Planet of the apes!
Oh brother, you guessed I'm a nerd!
All the young nerds, canny get birds
know lengthy words, all the young nerds

Hey you, with the glasses, I want you down the front!