*ba-dum, ba-dum bum bum*

We all star in CLAMP's Chobits,
We dance when we feel like it,
We choreograph to get a laugh
We think you should try it!
We're anime celebrities,
We all eat and drink and shop for free.

*dum dum dum dum dum dum da, dum dum da, dum dum da, dum dum dum dum dum dum da, dum dum dum dum daaaa*

We all star in CLAMP's Chobits,
Our show, there's none quite like it.,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are inappropriate.
We're J-pop mad celebrities,
We all often sing in key of Eeeeeeeeeee.

*Cast dances around, Irish step-dances through the apartment, knocking over things in the process, plays tunes by hitting random numbers on the telephone, when they all turn around, they accidentally hit Minoru in the face, etc.*

We're famous and we know it,
We have lots to show for it,
When we're on break we layer cakes,
And we play Xbox quite a bit.
We're quite busy as celebrities,

*Chii sings the last line alone*

I never have much time for me.

*dum dum dum dum dum da-da, dum da-da da-dum, daaaaaa!*