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Song Parodies -> "The Cyber Troll Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Lumberjack Song"

Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"The Cyber Troll Song"

Parody Written by:

Parody Potter

The Lyrics

If you frequent internet chat forums you may meet a few of these....
I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,
I troll all night and I flame all day.

He's a cyber troll and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I set my sites, on a friendly folk,
I know they all hate me
On forums I go trolling
And catch some pawns for tea

He sets his sites, on friendly folk
He knows they all hate he.
On forums he goes trolling
And catches pawns for tea

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I wreck their threads, give them the hump
I laugh as sites turn sour.
I put on my disguises,
And screw around for hours.

He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump
He laughs as sites turn sour
He puts on his disguises
And screws around for hours

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I break down threads, I rant and rave,
Got twelve identities
And no one knows my gender
Or knows just who I be

He breaks down threads he rants and raves
Got twelve identities
And no one knows his gender
Or knows just who he be

He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He trolls all night and he flames all day

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Johnny D - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done!
John Barry - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
The last verse is great.
Phil Alexander - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good premise, well executed... but I'd disagree with the "OK" bit - "I'm a cyber troll and I'm a pain" might be nearer the truth ;-)
Adam Eccleshall - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Kuuipo - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, I got a kick out of this song. I like the lyrics because it very much reminds me of the trolls that I have to deal on a daily basis. So this is the perfect song for them.
littleCyberCakes - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this cute Cyber Troll.
Fred Lamer - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
This is an outrage! Monty Python should be shown more respect than the author of this talentless drivel has seen fit to bestow. Try attacking someone who can defend themselves instead of anonymous cyber trolls! Unfair and Unfunny!
Harvey Aterz. - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey Fred! STFU! This song is briliiant! Only FHs like you don't know WTFYATA!!!!! I'm sick of seeing Stupid MFs like you complaining like whiny little Republicans every time they lose an election!
Crispan T. Rolls - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
GFY Harvey! I'm a Republican and we're tired of listening to your f*****n sh**!!!! So you can take your Bi-Partisan a** back to XXXXXXXXXXX!!!! I'm a say true! Peace out!
Harvey Aterz - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
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