Original Song Title:
"Spam (Sketch)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Man : You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Well, what've you got?
Jonathan: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and nog; egg bacon and nog; egg bacon sausage and nog; nog bacon sausage and nog; nog egg nog nog bacon and nog; spam sausage nog nog bacon nog tomato and nog;
Vendors: Nog, nog, nog, nog...
Jonathan: ...nog nog nog egg and nog; nog nog nog nog nog nog baked beans nog nog nog...
Vendors: Nog! Delicious nog! Smooth nog!
Jonathan: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and nog.
Wife: Have you got anything without nog?
Jonathan: Well, there's nog egg sausage and nog, that's not got much nog to sip
Wife: I don't want ANY nog!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon nog and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got nog with it!
Man: Hasn't got as much nog with it as nog egg sausage and nog, has it?
Vendors: Nog nog nog nog...... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon nog and sausage without the nog then?
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like nog!
Vendors: Delicious nog! Splendid nog!
Jonathan: Go on!
Vendors: Incredible nog! Fantastic nog!
Jonathan: Wait a tic! (Vendors stop) Bloody Vendors! You can't have egg bacon nog and sausage without the nog.
Wife: I don't like nog!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll drink your nog. I love it. I'm having nog nog nog nog nog nog nog beaked beans nog nog nog and nog!
Vendors: Nog nog nog nog. Holiday nog! Wonderful nog!
Jonathan: Hush up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her nog instead of the baked beans then?
Jonathan: You mean nog nog nog nog nog nog... (but it is too late and the Vendors drown her words)
Vendors: (Singing elaborately...) Nog nog nog nog. Lovely nog! Wonderful nog! Nog n-o-o-o-o-g nog n-o-o-o-o-g nog. Lovely nog! Lovely nog! Lovely nog! Lovely nog! Lovely nog! Nog nog nog nog! SOUTHERN COMFORT, you twits!!!
Wife: well maybe I'll have the eggs bacon nog and sausage as long as the nog is Borden.
Jonathan and the Vendors: GET OUT!!!!!!!
Man (whispering):. ... any chance of you slipping me some Teddy's Blue Raspberry Soda with a greasy double cheeseburger?
Jonathan: leave the money on the table and meet me out back.
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