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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Gender Tacker, I'm No Gay"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK"

Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Gender Tacker, I'm No Gay"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

In Target stores and in many company offices, one can choose the restroom that corresponds to gender identity at the time. In Trump hotels, you can "go wherever you like." North Carolina and the American Family Association object, fearing abuse by sexual perverts such as the one I describe here, mimicing this OS. The term "gender tacker" is based on a sailboat analogy of switching directions to go against the wind.
I'm a gender tacker, I'm no gay
I peep all night and I lurk all day

He's a gender tacker, he's no gay
He peeps all night and he lurks all day

My butt I squeeze, find seat and hunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I'm clothes-shopping
Any fitting room's for me

His butt he'll squeeze, find seat and hunch
And go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays he's clothes-shopping
Any fitting room's for he
He's a gender tacker, he's no gay
He peeps all night and he lurks all day

I strut and tease in slip and pumps
I like new dress with flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around their showers

He'll strut and tease in slip and pumps
He likes new dress with flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around their showers
He's a gender tacker, he's no gay
He peeps all night and he lurks all day

I sit-down pee, I bare my keel
Suspend first-standing law
I wish I'd been named Shirley
Just like my queer mama

He sits down, pees, he bares his keel
Suspends first-standing law
He wishes his name's Shirley
Just like his queer mama
He's a gender tacker, he's no gay
He peeps all night and he lurks all day

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Barry J. Mitchel - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
The fourth line from the bottom should be "Wishes he'd been named Shirley" to match the OS lyrics better.
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
A Gay old time! 555!

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